Violently Ill in Singapore

I have been in Singapore one whole day. I have ventured out to the 7/11 next door to the hotel. That is all. I woke up this morning feeling a little odd. That odd feeling blossomed into full blown food poisoning. At least I think that is what it is. It was too sudden and too violent to be anything else.
I have to give my lecture tomorrow and do studio visits. My day has been spent moving from bed to desk to bed to 7/11 and back again. I basically work for a couple of hours, sleep for one hour (or so) and then repeat with occasional trip to the store to get more water. I am really not pleased. The one place where I knew that the food was going to be kick ass and I can't even eat anything.

Don't tell me the universe doesn't have a sense of humour.

Oh, and directly below my window is the air conditioning unit for the building next door so all I hear is the sound of machinery - constantly. It sounds like I am in the middle of a hurricane. Good times.